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Alright, I honestly don't remember whether I ever mentioned this or not, but we made this last year. We, in this case, would be referring to myself, Emilia, ~Zikel,~cerritus15, ~WindWeasel, ~death99955, Emilia's little brother, and a couple other friends. We had a comparative mythologies project for my awesome English teacher (the one who used to beta TBotE for me), and we ended up making this ridiculous thing. (And thank goodness for said English teacher, considering he's the only teacher I know who would have even considered actually accepting this.)

Contains complete silliness, poorly-choreographed fighting, Jedi-Jesus, coconuts, a guy playing the "Mortal Kombat" theme on the tuba, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse revealing their secret identities as the cast of "Captain Planet", John the Divine standing in the background playing air guitar, and The Red Pom-Pom of Fiery Death.

Oh, and Jesus makes out with the camera guy. :3

You totally know you want to waste 7 and a half minutes of your life watching this.



Hey everyone. ^^ Considering I am, once again, running woefully short on money, and I have alot more watchers than I did back in January, I decided to post this again to see if anyone is interested. Payment can now be made over paypal, as always. Also, if you would need to use snail mail or money order or something, just talk to me about it and we'll see what we can do. I know it seems like I've got alot on my plate, but commissions (both existing and new) are going at the top of the list (Coffeeme, BTW, yours should be done in a few days). Some of these examples are kinda old, but you get the picture.

When it comes to commissions, first of all, I will draw anything, including the stuff I refuse to do in requests and trades. As long as I'm provided with a reference, I will draw OCs, OC/canon character romances, people from fandoms I'm not familiar with, pairings I absolutely hate...basically, if you pay me, I'll draw anything. XD And I consider my rates to be pretty reasonable for my skill level. I also offer realistic portraits now, provided that I'm given at least one photo for reference.

So here it is-

Pencil picture- ex. [link] [link] [link] - $4
- Up to 2 characters, partial or full body
- No background or basic background
- Add $2 for each extra character (past 2)
- Add $3 for a more complex background (be specific!)
- Pencil linearts can be colorized like this [link] for no extra charge- just ask!
- Please note that something like this [link] is not a standard pencil picture. For something this complex, we would probably need to talk.

Ink lineart- ex. [link] [link] [link] - $6
- Up to 2 characters, partial or full body
- No background or basic background
- Add $2 for each extra character (past 2)
- Add $4 for a more complex background (be specific!)

Pencil portrait- ex. [link] [link] [link] - $8
- Obviously, this works rather differently. You'll need to send me at least one photograph, either by snail mail, e-mail, or DAnote, of yourself (or whoever you want the portrait to be of)
- Some modifications to the photo can be made, but you'll need to talk to me about whatever it is that you want
- Add $5 for a background, like [link]

Full ink picture- ex. [link] [link] [link] - $12
- Up to 2 characters, partial or full body
- No background or basic background
- Add $4 for each extra character (past 2)

Colored picture- ex. [link] [link] [link] - $15
- Up to 2 characters, partial or full body
- No background or basic background
- Add $5 for each extra character (past 2)
- Can be done in pencil or marker, but please specify which if you have a preference

Complex backgrounds are not available in full ink pictures- sorry, but it's really difficult and can literally use up an entire pen on one picture. If you want something like one of these in color, though-
[link] [link] [link] [link] - we can talk about it. You'll have to be very specific as to what you want, and though it will be reasonable for what it is, it won't be particularly cheap. It can be done, though, so let me know if that's what you want.

The alternative payment option still exists, even though money can be mailed now. If you want, you can pay by buying me a DA subscription equal to the value of said commission.

If you're interested in a commission, either note me, or just leave a comment on this journal and I'll note you within a day.